Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Criss Angel and the Privy of Death

Okay, so what do you think it took for Criss Angel to come up with that one?

"So, I'll do something so stupid that it riles up people," says Criss.

"Riles?" says magic consultant guy.

"Yeah, and they'll chase me and I'll hide in this Port-o-potty...." says Criss.

"Port-o-potty?" says other magic constultant guy with a look of disbelief.

"...and then, then someone runs into it with their old, beat up truck, and when they open it up I won't be there!"

(crickets are heard)

"It will TOTALLY ROCK!"

Yeah, Criss.

Totally.

How long do you think it will be before David Blaine hangs one over a construction site and tests our patience by staying in it for a month?

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